Friday, August 29, 2008

She just doesn't like squirrels. She calls them "Tree-Jews."


Is this who we want running our country when McBush mccroaks?  She's not even from a state connected to the U.S.


10 little known facts about Mrs. Palin:  

1.)  Now that there's a chance she may live in the lower 48 states, the polar ice caps may now return.

2.)  She kills polar bears with her bare hands...it's not global warming after all

3.) Paid her way through college by hunting yeti pelts

4.) She doesn't like squirrels, she prefers to call them "tree-jews"

5.) She finished second in the Miss Alaska pageant

6.) She earned the nickname "Sarah Barracuda" because of her intense "play"  (see urbandictionary.com for definition if need be)

7.) Has sons named Track and Trig and married to an eskimo named Todd (how pedestrian)

8.) Doesn't want "the gays" to marry, but is okay with not discriminating against them 

9.) Hunts and eats mooseburgers! How un-American!

10.) Member of the NRA and Pro-life (boo)


Friday, August 15, 2008

"Dear Lord, please let America win all the Gold so we can melt it down and take back our economy from China"


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

you decide.



english was boring in high school. so J and I formed this:


Japsprenchagesealishalikanian

we communicate with dolphins on an island in the south pacific.